Film

Long Haired Businessmen

20261h 22mPG-13Comedy

Age rating: PG-13
Director: Scott Gairdner
Year: 2026

Kevin, Kyle, and Seth are long-haired, buzzword-fluent middle managers with a passion for staying looped in and on the same page. When the ruthless Torrence Group acquires their company and sics Gen-Z efficiency experts on them, the trio must survive team-building gone haywire, a scheme to replace them with AI, and a corporate conspiracy to eliminate middle management entirely - armed with nothing but jargon, synergy, and one sacred truth: the weekend’s never long enough.

Top cast

Dean Norris

Mr. Torrence

Judy Reyes

Val

Rhys Darby

Lodestar

Edi Patterson

Magistrate

Fin Argus

Noah

George Kareman

Seth

Ben Wietmarschen

Kevin

Patrick O'Brien

Kyle

James Saito

Martin

Directed by

Scott Gairdner

Written by

George Kareman, Ben Wietmarschen, Patrick O'Brien