Bikini Bandits

Maynard James Keenan

Satan

Dee Dee Ramone

The Pope

Jello Biafra

Evil Porn Director

Corey Feldman

Angel Gabriel / Corey Feldman

Cynthia Rodriguez

Bikini Girl

Gary the Retard

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Mini Devil

Peter Grasse

Retard / Amish Boy / Joseph

Larry McGearty

Dirty Larry

Bret Reilly

Retard / Various

Heather-Victoria Ray

Bandit

Heather McDonnell

Bandit

Betty San Luis

Bandit

Cynthia Diaz

Bandit

Robyn Bird

Virgin Mary

Clark O'Donnel

Officer Harry Nudzak (as Clark O'Donnell)

Mercedes DeMarko

QVC Hostess

Sam Heffelfinger

QVC Host